Vala Mal Doran (formerly Qe'tesh) ([info]spacepiratevala) wrote,
@ 2020-05-06 17:11:00
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Voicemail
"Hello. You have reached the voicemail of Vala Mal Doran. Please leave a message containing your current location and artifact to be obtained at the sound of the beep."

*pause*

"If this is Daniel Jackson, you should really stop calling me. It's not like I kept the ship, after all, and the frequent telephone calls just make you seem desperate."

*BEEP*




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[info]tricksy_spy
2007-06-06 01:38 am UTC (link)
A hand-lettered card was dropped into the mailbox or slipped under the door.


Please join me in wishing joy to Wade "Deadpool" Wilson and Yondaime Hokage Arashi Uzumaki as we celebrate the the happy one month anniversary of their marriage.

Caritas, 7pm
Wednesday June 6th

The couple is registered at Sanrio and Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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Freaky Friday Phone Day
[info]montecito_east
2007-06-15 03:02 pm UTC (link)
"Thanks for inviting me! I would love to meet you for lunch."

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Re: Freaky Friday Phone Day
[info]montecito_east
2007-06-15 03:26 pm UTC (link)
[I should have remembered to add that the call was redirected from here. D'oh!]

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[info]vkandis_son
2007-06-15 03:27 pm UTC (link)
Karal thought he was leaving a message for Molly when he said, "I just wanted to say how much I appreciated you looking after me in bed yesterday, and I am sorry I fell asleep in the middle of things. Hopefully I will be able to make it up to you."

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Phones Fun
[info]tricksy_spy
2007-06-15 04:53 pm UTC (link)
[[From here]]

"Don't you think I ought to get to know you a bit better before we start talking kinky? Or at least, you know, let you grow up a bit?"

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[info]x5_alec
2007-06-15 07:49 pm UTC (link)
[From here.]

"If you want to help me, I won't say no. I don't have any problems with 'expunging' though - I'm definitely not afraid of it. Thanks?"

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Phone Fun!
[info]just_add_starch
2007-06-16 02:42 am UTC (link)
[From here]

"Why do you feeling the need to stare at my backside? Is it that fascinating?"

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[info]carbontelepath
2007-07-07 03:45 pm UTC (link)
"Hello, this is Emma Frost. I would like to invite you on behalf of myself and Ares to a welcome party for the new teachers at the high school this Sunday evening. It will be at 15 Griffin Way and have alcohol. And food. Hope to see you there!"

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